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rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life


posted 5 hours ago

also a weird amount of people who I don’t think actually know Rachel reblogged my poem soooo you all should follow my beautiful babu


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I think it is safe to say I broke my friends tonight :D

Don’t worry guys there is more to come

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

image


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icansodorandom:

ninjoy17:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!

omg what is happening

wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?

I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book 

and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice. 

well then…

Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….

Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts

*hem hem*

guuurrrrllll

you so pretty

in yo prom dress

what a fine ass

*bows*

*sashays off stage*

i…

A+++

In my head, I’ve just burst into applause

THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

YOU ARE ALL TO KIND!

posted 6 hours ago with 28 notes - via ninjoy17 - ©

ninjoy17:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!

omg what is happening

wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?

I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book 

and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice. 

well then…

Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….

Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts

*hem hem*

guuurrrrllll

you so pretty

in yo prom dress

what a fine ass

*bows*

*sashays off stage*

i…

A+++

OH MY GOD WAIT! FAN-ASS-TIC


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lostdoge:

My reverie: believeimmagic: britzophrenia: believeimmagic: britzophrenia:…

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM…

so when does it get published

patience young grass hopper. I must first write an ass poem about all of my friends to form a book.


posted 6 hours ago

I think all of my friends are questioning our friendship right now.


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britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!

omg what is happening

wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?

I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book 

and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice. 

well then…

Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….

Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts

*hem hem*

guuurrrrllll

you so pretty

in yo prom dress

what a fine ass

*bows*

*sashays off stage*

i…

yeah I know. I am pretty fantastic :D


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britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!

omg what is happening

wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?

I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book 

and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice. 

well then…

Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….

Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts

*hem hem*

guuurrrrllll

you so pretty

in yo prom dress

what a fine ass

*bows*

*sashays off stage*


posted 7 hours ago with 28 notes - via britzophrenia - ©

britzophrenia:

believeimmagic:

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!

omg what is happening

wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?

I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book 

and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice. 

well then…

Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….


posted 7 hours ago with 28 notes - via britzophrenia - ©

britzophrenia:

gillandarcy:

believeimmagic:

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!

omg what is happening

wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?

I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book 

and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.