How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
also a weird amount of people who I don’t think actually know Rachel reblogged my poem soooo you all should follow my beautiful babu
I think it is safe to say I broke my friends tonight :D

Don’t worry guys there is more to come
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!
omg what is happening
wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?
I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book
and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.
well then…
Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….
Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts
*hem hem*
guuurrrrllll
you so pretty
in yo prom dress
what a fine ass
*bows*
*sashays off stage*
i…
A+++
In my head, I’ve just burst into applause
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
YOU ARE ALL TO KIND!

Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!
omg what is happening
wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?
I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book
and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.
well then…
Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….
Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts
*hem hem*
guuurrrrllll
you so pretty
in yo prom dress
what a fine ass
*bows*
*sashays off stage*
i…
A+++
OH MY GOD WAIT! FAN-ASS-TIC
My reverie: believeimmagic: britzophrenia: believeimmagic: britzophrenia:…
Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM…
so when does it get published
patience young grass hopper. I must first write an ass poem about all of my friends to form a book.
Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!
omg what is happening
wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?
I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book
and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.
well then…
Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….
Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts
*hem hem*
guuurrrrllll
you so pretty
in yo prom dress
what a fine ass
*bows*
*sashays off stage*
i…
yeah I know. I am pretty fantastic :D
Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!
omg what is happening
wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?
I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book
and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.
well then…
Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….
Sure! I’m always up to have a new found appreciation for my friends’ butts
*hem hem*
guuurrrrllll
you so pretty
in yo prom dress
what a fine ass
*bows*
*sashays off stage*
Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!
omg what is happening
wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?
I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book
and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.
well then…
Do you want to hear my poem? It is pretty brilliant. and by brilliant I mean I just finished 4 shows and tech week sooo….
Rachel is not texting/tweeting/messaging/ANYTHING me back! GURL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT YOUR ASS!
omg what is happening
wait, you wrote a poem about rachel’s ass?
I just finished Maureen Johnson’s book
and yes… I have written several poems about Rachel’s ass… I think I have found a new career choice.